Canoodling and Bonbons

aforaffort:

keptonice:

Two cake eaters, both alike in dignity, 
On fair tumblr, where we lay our scene, 
From old grudge breaks new cake mutiny, 
Where flour and eggs makes civil hands unclean. 
From forth the fatal ovens of these two foes 
A pair of delicious cakes should be made
And they will both be so very tasty and good that, 
With their consumption bury their makers rage. 
The fearful passage of their baked goods love, 
And the continuance of Quinn and Gab’s wrath, 
Which, but with cheesecake, nought could remove, 
Is now the two hours’ traffic of our dash; 
The which if you with patient eyes attend, 
It is too amusing for me to strive to mend.

But soft what flour from yonder pantry breaks?
Has it gluten? I shan’t use it unless it has none! 

kellinnquin:

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

i told my friend this on the phone and hes really mad and he just yelled ‘I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GRUMBLES’

OH MY GOD IT’S A GRUMBLE

napoleonbonerhard:

best-of-funny:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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best-of-funny get the fuck off